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A Field Guide to

Roadside Wildflowers

At Full Speed

Bryding Adams brought this to our attention and we haven’t stopped laughing since:

Most wildflower guides want you kneeling in a prairie with a hand lens. This one assumes you are on the interstate, you have somewhere to be, and you get about a second to decide what that streak was.

By Chris Helzer, The Prairie Ecologist. 28 pages, 25 species, zero sepals inspected.

  • 25species
  • 70mph test speed
  • 0hairs examined
Motion-blurred prairie wildflowers, the cover photo of the field guide
Cover photo · 10 mph

Interactive speed test

How fast are you going?

30 60 90 70
10MPH

  • Passengers spot. Drivers drive.

    This guide is for the person in the passenger seat. Eyes on the road if you are behind the wheel.

  • Look for streaks, not hairs.

    Color, height, and where the color sits on the plant do the work. The tiny details stay with the people who kneel.

  • Yellow means “probably.”

    Plenty of entries admit their closest lookalike is basically anything else yellow. Confidence is the main tool.

Botanizing while driving is an old tradition

“I was taken along on some of their field trips to help spot the flowers on one side of the road while Lois scouted the other side and Frank drove the car.”

Clermont Huger Lee, remembering 1983 field trips with Frank and Lois Dulany, in Bryding Adams’s “Franklin Reed Dulany, Sr.” (Notes from the Archives, 2025).

Pop quiz

Name that smear

Ten photos, taken at speed. Pick the flower, no hand lens allowed, then see it parked.

A motion-blurred roadside wildflower photo. Which flower is it?
At 70 mph
Photo 1 of 10Score 0

Which flower is this?

All 25 photos from the book

The mystery smear deck

Every photograph in the guide, face down. Try to guess first, then flip for the parked photo, the name, the season, and the one tip that actually helps at 70 mph.

Showing 25 of 25

A note from the author

You’re welcome.

The guide closes its introduction by promising that roadside wildflower enthusiasts have finally received the field guide they deserve. Chris Helzer signed it, presumably at speed.

Chris Helzer’s signature

“A Field Guide to Roadside Wildflowers At Full Speed” and all photographs by Chris Helzer, The Prairie Ecologist. © 2019 Prairieecologist.com.

Presented in the Highlands Biological Station newsletter. Passengers, spot away. Drivers, keep your eyes on the road.